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Hey there??? Hi!!!??
How’s it going?????
Nothings wrong! Why do you ask????Oh no. We always shake lIkE thAt!
DoEsN’t EveRyOnE???
Alright we got the pleasantries out of the way now – Holy crap it has happened. This is something straight out of Futurama. (Sorry for the re-run!)That’s right you shower and lather up this “Shower Shock” [...]

If you loved the last IT warning sign we posted here… Then here is another one for your enjoyment:
Am I the only one that finds this hysterical to hang in a computer lab?_TheBigBrotherAdmiN_

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Dilbert’s Scot Adams, Can be so seriously on point sometimes:

[From the Dilbert achieve available for your perusal here.]
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This was brought back from the AtA archives for several readers! We normally stick to our computers and such but REVENGE is always a good topic! Lets put our love of gadgets to good use…“Alright let me start out by saying there is this woman who works in my office, who is SUPER annoying. She [...]

Before someone logs into your machine a message can be displayed. This is meant to inform you that you are being monitored or you are bound by some formal code of conduct.
You can use it to display a message in your absence to remind your buddies you are an all knowing Admin. You can do [...]

Following in the footsteps of the Annoy-O-Tron we wrote about a little whiles back, we have another gadget that can make a grown man cry! Some of you guys wrote in $10 was too rich for your blood. We heard you loud and clear and this one is only $8.95
This tiny little remote is [...]

Excuse me while I vent a little. I hate it when I come into the office with a nice hot cup of $6.00 coffee and someone manages to drag me over to their cube or office to “Show Me Something” instead of just explaining it. We do speak the same language and all – I [...]

This was brought back from the AtA archives for you Jill! We normally stick to our computers and such but REVENGE is always a good topic! Lets put our love of gadgets to good use…
But First have you entered our Win A Frickin’ Laser Contest?!?!“Alright let me start out by saying there is this woman [...]

Hey there??? Hi!!!?? How’s it going????? Nothings wrong! Why do you ask???? Oh no. We always shake lIkE thAt!
DoEsN’t EveRyOnE???
Alright we got the pleasantries out of the way now – Holy crap it has happened. This is something straight out of Futurama.
That’s right you shower and lather up this “Shower Shock” and get a [...]

I just came across this in my daily browsing and had a pretty good laugh over it. Finally something Mac and Window users can team up against! LMFAO – don’t worry no actual Linux users were hurt in this clip…
[Via AnythingUnderTheBlanket From DuelingAnalogs]
So got any other funny pictures or tech humor to share with your [...]

Happy Holidays to AskTheAdmin readers celebrating this holly jolly time of the year. Sorry about the re-run guys we will be back with fresh content tomorrow… So stay tuned.
This must be what a real Microsoft fan boy dreams about…
How long before Billy Gates and his winged henchmen send a cease and desist letter?? Hope everyone [...]

Have you seen the latest commercial from Apple for the Mac? It is the same PC versus Mac concept except the characters look like they are straight out of the “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” animated classic.
I am not a Mac user, but I know a lot of you are out there are. Either way, [...]

6 months ago today you enjoyed our top post of the month:If you loved the last IT warning sign we posted here… Then here is another one for your Thursday morning enjoyment:
Am I the only one that finds this hysterical to hang in a computer lab?_TheBigBrotherAdmiN_

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Hey Boys and Girls,
Throughout history, science has dissected the inner working of every race of man. We’ve disassembled soldiers, warriors, policemen, firemen, ninjas, samurais, and thanks to shows like Discovery’s “Dirty Jobs”, we’ve gotten an intimate look at their day to day. But what about the inner mind workings of today’s Nerd? We are today’s [...]

So the guys over at TheJoyOfTech have come up with this hilarious campaign as to why Leopard has been flying off the shelves… (Click the image for a larger view)
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Excuse me while I vent a little. I hate it when I come into the office with a nice hot cup of $6.00 coffee and someone manages to drag me over to their cube or office to “Show Me Something” instead of just explaining it. We do speak the same language and all – I [...]

Why MACs Suck!

Slothman posted a video a few days or so ago on why Vista sucks. I have to say I agree with him 100%. I even posted that video on Bauer-Power myself a few weeks ago. Then I came across this little rant video on why MACs suck! With all things being equal here at Ask [...]

Compiled from AtA writers Halloween past – We bring you the top ten geeky costume awards. Sadly more than a few were worn by yours truly (no, not Cat-5 Woman).
How do you geek out? What are you going as this year?

Pop Up Blocker Man
Cat-5e Woman or for a couple Network Jack Plate Woman and Cat-6 [...]

Here is a short video courtesy of blimpTv Enjoy!
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Dilbert (Scot Adams) Can be so seriously on point sometimes:

[From the Dilbert achieve available for your perusal here.]
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We had a great time last night at the FujiFilm launch party with the Philips gang and we will bringing you that a little later. Don’t worry Cameras and Flat Panel TV’s oh my!
In the mean time this is a great laugh for a Friday morning. Real deal eBay auction running right now. It [...]

So we don’t feel AS guilty for introducing you to such ingenious super-villianesque (Yeah that’s a word) gadgets like the Annoy-o-Tron and The Ninja Remote anymore.
Why you might ask.. That’s because El Di Pablo from Bauer Power posted His Top Five Computer Pranks. Just in time to freak someone out for Halloween with some haunted [...]

Wait I have two on one side and two on another…. Now If I only had a flip around book case!Muhahahahahaaha….
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Following in the footsteps of the Annoy-O-Tron we wrote about last week, we have another gadget that can make a grown man cry! Some of you guys wrote in $10 was too rich for your blood. We heard you loud and clear and this one is only $8.95
This tiny little remote is ready for [...]

7MB of Memory?!?… 3600 baud modems what a blast from the past Married With Children Style.
Enjoy!

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Before someone logs into your machine a message can be displayed. This is meant to inform you that you are being monitored or you are bound by some formal code of conduct.
You can use it to display a message in your absence to remind your buddies you are an all knowing Admin. You can do [...]

I was given this by my first manager in an IT gig. I came across it again during a late night search trying to solve a downed production server without going into the office… Turns out I glanced @ it, got to number 10 and a light bulb popped over my head. I hate consultants [...]

We got this letter this morning from Jill in No-wheresville.
“Alright let me start out by saying there is this woman who works in my office, who is SUPER annoying. She annoys everyone around her. She has her own office but comes over to “Visit” with everyone spreading the urgency to kill her. Now I don’t [...]

If you loved the last IT warning sign we posted here… Then here is another one for your Thursday morning enjoyment:
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I hate level one tech support with a passion… there has to be some magic words to escalate me to level 3 technical support or @ least to someone who knows what they are talking about!! Anyone know what those magic words are?
Did I mention I was on the phone for 3 hours – [...]

This one caught me by surprise! I don’t know if it is my lack of sleep, after those conference calls at 3am this morning, but I was ROTFL. Don’t let me cloud your judgment, here is the story – you be the judge…
I was walking down Wall Street this morning on my way to work. [...]

So you hear tech support stories and say to yourself… Yeah right, that’s pretty funny but, I doubt it really happened.
Well, I bring you The True Tales Of End User Stupidity (t cubed o.e.u.s. – pretty catchy eh?) that will have you peeing in your pants or bring a tear to your eye if you [...]

First lets say Happy Labor Day to all our Laboring Buddies Out there… Alright we got the pleasantries out of the way now – Holy crap its happened. This is something straight out of Futurama. That’s right you shower and lather up this “Shower Shock” and get a heaping dose of caffeine. Just don’t stay [...]

So its just about lunch time around NYC and things are slow today. So I was click click clicking away on the intermanets and came across this Geek Test From Inner Geek Normally I just pass these things by and Stumble onto something else but a few of the questions caught my eye – This [...]